Britney Spears is reportedly trying to ruin her ex-husband Kevin Federline's relationship with his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, by telling him to break-up with her...and by hooking up with him on her tour. If you're doing the second thing, the first thing seems kind of unnecessary, no?According to a source that spoke to Star magazine, Britney Spears has emphatically told Federline, "Dump her!" in reference to his girlfriend. Star has also reported that Spears and Federline have been getting it on. (Because that worked out so fantastically well the first time around.)
A source close to the Spears family told Star, "Kevin misses Britney and her intrigue. She's the only woman who keeps his mind in suspense and constant turmoil, and Kevin misses the everyday fun of it. He'd do anything to get her back." We really don't believe that Britney Spears is the only woman capable of keeping Kevin Federline's "mind in suspense."
We figure all a woman has to do to pull that one off is hide Kevin's bag of Cheetos and his favorite trucker's hat. As for Federline's girlfriend, according to a source, he's totally over her. Said the source, "He's just stringing her along. Kevin's so bored with her. She's made herself way too available, and she's getting very clingy." Not that there's any reason to be clingy since Federline is acting like such a trustworthy prince while he's on Britney's tour... But we have to admit, compared to Britney Spears, it's easy to see how other women could seem boring. For example, Victoria Prince never hits the town and then decides to spontaneously shave her head and flash her crotch. When your ex-wife was once certifiable, it's hard for any other woman to seem like she's got any spark to her at all.
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